Girls, what else ?! :-))

Forwarded Funnies: Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margarita's went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

Erkenntnis des Tages / Today's eureka moment

Mein Handy mag keinen Apfelsaft.

My mobile phone does not like apple juice.

List of Countries

A short update about the number of countries I plan to travel:

Malaysia
Singapore (clinical elective)
Thailand
Parts of Cambodia and Vietnam depending on time left

Fixed dates available now! I've booked my flights!

Yippie, it is finally out when and where my Asia trip will begin!
After a long search and changes over changes in when to fly and where to go, I finally made up my mind and decided on this:

22. July 2008
Frankfurt (Germany) to Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia) via a mini stop in Singapore

22. October 2008
Bangkok (Thailand) to Frankfurt (Germany)

With eagerness and happy anticipation I am going to plan the exact route!

Very bad sad news:

Good afternoon,
Situation is currently so bad that we suspended all projects in Kenya.
Prof. V. Krcmery

Therefore my trip to Africa is canceled for now and I am distraught.

Flowers

Große Freude

... alle Prüfungen - sei es schriftlich - mündlich - Innere, Allgemeinmedizin, Geriatrie oder Pharmakologie sind abgearbeitet. Aus, aus und vorbei. Die Ferien haben soeben begonnen. Dies ist auch bitternötig!!! Erholung wird gefordert. Nun ja nicht ganz - die Zeit wird gebraucht, um sich anderen Dingen wie Doktorarbeit und Nebenjobs wieder etwas intensiver widmen zu können. Nun denn, der erste freie Tag wird mit Regen begrüßt :( egal, kein Wässerchen kann die Freude trüben!